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This Thanksgiving: Light Meat, Dark Meat, or Gummy Meat?

It is my firm belief, that online retailer Vat19.com wants to kill you. Their weapon of choice? Gummy. they’ve released five pound Gummy Bears and worms, life-sized gummy coke bottles, and now, they’ve come up with a 20 lb Gummy turkey. the good news is that this monstrosity was just created for a new video that showcases their other candy products. The scary news? If it sounds appetizing to you, you can order a 26 lb Gummy Bear off their site for just $149. Sadly, it does not come with any insulin, or someone to give you the Heimlich when you inevitably choke on the rubbery candy mass that you’ll be jamming down your pie hole.

Hoob

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