Of all the places I would have expected to see inspire a parody of I’m Sexy and I Know It, the farm is not anywhere near the top of the list. But then again, that’s probably why I’m writing about viral videos and the The Peterson Farm Bros are making them.
Funny as it was, it also gave my new fact of the day:
“One Kansas farmer feeds at least 128 people.”
Lyrics:
When I’m up at seven, the sunrise gives me a glimpse of heaven
I get right to work, a farmer’s life can be a little berserk yeah
This is how I roll, I feed the cattle till their stomachs are full
Treat em right, that’s my belief,
What’s for dinner? I say beef!
Gotta feed Everybody
Gotta Feed Everybody
Gotta Feed Everybody
(Uh-Huh) I work out (side!)
When I step to the bunk (yeah)
This is what I see (Uh-huh)
All the hungry cattle are staring at me
I got passion for my plants and I ain’t afraid to show it show it show it show it
I’m farming and I grow it
When I’m in my tractor, I got more power than an arc reactor
And when I’m in the field, I try to raise crops to maximum yield
This is how I roll, without me the world would be outta control
The hours I work, there is no equal
Gotta feed the mouths of hungry people
Gotta Feed Everybody
Gotta Feed Everybody
Gotta Feed Everybody
(Uh-Huh) I work out (side!)
When I step to the bunk (yeah)
This is what I see (Uh-huh)
All the hungry cattle are staring at me
I got passion for my plants and I ain’t afraid to show it show it show it show it
I’m farming and I grow it
Water, water, water, water, water
Water, water, water, water, water
Water, water, water, water, water