“Why You Should Let Me Touch Your Boobs” A Powerpoint Presentation

There are a lot of men out there right now who should be thanking whoever it is that came up with this powerpoint presentation. This might be the most cogent and professionally delivered argument for a woman to let some guy touch her boobs, ever. You can apply it to any woman and… who know, it just might work.

Man have tried all manner of things to get get themselves some blouse access. Now, as long as you can make decent brownies, the power is yours!

Just because we want you to succeed, here is Alton Brown’s Chocolate Brownie Recipe from the TV Show Good eats and Foodnetwork.com

Ingredients
Soft butter, for greasing the pan
Flour, for dusting the buttered pan
4 large eggs
1 cup sugar, sifted
1 cup brown sugar, sifted
8 ounces melted butter
11/4 cups cocoa, sifted
2 teaspoons vanilla extract
1/2 cup flour, sifted
1/2 teaspoon kosher salt
Directions
Preheat the oven to 300 degrees F. Butter and flour an 8-inch square pan.

In a mixer fitted with a whisk attachment, beat the eggs at medium speed until fluffy and light yellow. Add both sugars. Add remaining ingredients, and mix to combine.

Pour the batter into a greased and floured 8-inch square pan and bake for 45 minutes. Check for doneness with the tried-and-true toothpick method: a toothpick inserted into the center of the pan should come out clean. When it’s done, remove to a rack to cool. Resist the temptation to cut into it until it’s mostly cool.

SERVINGS: 16 (PER BROWNIE); Calories: 243; Total Fat: 13 grams; Saturated Fat: 8 grams; Protein: 3 grams; Total carbohydrates: 28 grams; Sugar: 22 grams Fiber: 1 grams; Cholesterol: 83 milligrams; Sodium: 82 milligrams

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