“Yesterday was Friday. Today is Saturday.”
It is also kinda slutty, but not in a good way, in the kind of way that makes you want to go brush your teeth and possibly your eyes.
Once you get past the fact that the first half of the video is sung by an underage girl on her bed, trying to look sexy, you still have… a realllllly bad song.
The video blends the old and new with guest stars that range from Debbie Gibson and Corey Feldman, who play her parents, to Kenny G and even a special appearance by Rebecca Black.
With lines like: “She’s Buyin Summer’s Eve, She’s buyin massengil, she keep her body clean. She’s goin to Wal-Mart, wally wally wally wally wally wally wally World” how cold this not be a hit?
Slightly NSFW for gratuitous butt jiggling
Forget Friday, in the world of Star Wars, it is all about Prime Day! They’ve even replaced the creepy age appropriate rapper with Vader and Boba Fett cruising around Pulp Fiction Style!