I for one welcome our new swine overlords.
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Officials On The Look Out For Alligator… In Chicago
Officials are now hunting an alligator that has been spotted by several people in the Humboldt Park Lagoon.
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Bear Attacks Man, Man Bites Off Bear’s Tongue
This might be the first time this has happened and the man lived to tell the tale.
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If You’re In Wisconsin, Keep An Eye Out For A Kangaroo On the Loose!
If this new Kangaroo isn’t just a cheese-induced hallucination, we hope it gets found before it hops into trouble.
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Your Phone is Making You Horny. No, Literally…
Move over text neck and text thumbs. Get ready for phone horns!
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8,000+ Bottles Of Ranch Dressing Spill Into River
I’m not sure if this counts as a full on oil spill, but 8,000 bottles of ranch dressing have fallen into Conococheague Creek in Pennsylvania after a tractor-trailer crash.
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Pennsylvania Man Defends His ‘Emotional Support Aligator’
We’ve heard of everything from emotional support hamsters to emotional support peacocks, but this is the first time we’ve ever heard of an emotional support alligator.