This is why we shouldn’t be teaching monkeys to drive!
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Pigs Are Using Tools Now. May Soon Run For Political Office
I for one welcome our new swine overlords.
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Officials On The Look Out For Alligator… In Chicago
Officials are now hunting an alligator that has been spotted by several people in the Humboldt Park Lagoon.
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Bear Attacks Man, Man Bites Off Bear’s Tongue
This might be the first time this has happened and the man lived to tell the tale.
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If You’re In Wisconsin, Keep An Eye Out For A Kangaroo On the Loose!
If this new Kangaroo isn’t just a cheese-induced hallucination, we hope it gets found before it hops into trouble.
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Your Phone is Making You Horny. No, Literally…
Move over text neck and text thumbs. Get ready for phone horns!
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8,000+ Bottles Of Ranch Dressing Spill Into River
I’m not sure if this counts as a full on oil spill, but 8,000 bottles of ranch dressing have fallen into Conococheague Creek in Pennsylvania after a tractor-trailer crash.