I’m not sure if this counts as a full on oil spill, but 8,000 bottles of ranch dressing have fallen into Conococheague Creek in Pennsylvania after a tractor-trailer crash.
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Pennsylvania Man Defends His ‘Emotional Support Aligator’
We’ve heard of everything from emotional support hamsters to emotional support peacocks, but this is the first time we’ve ever heard of an emotional support alligator.
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Italian Doctors Invent Lasso To Remove Sex Toys From Rectums
A couple of Italian doctors are now members of the McGuyver club after having to create a new device to assist in the removal of a 23″ dildo from a man’s rectum.
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Christmas Nightmare – 106 Reindeer Run Over By Train In Norway
It sounds like Grandma has finally gotten her revenge!
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Mountain Sprouts Mystery Penis
Austria’s Mount Oetscher, a 1,893 was just purchased by a religious order of Monks and it looks happy about the news of its new owners.
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Man Threatens to Kill Wendy’s Employee Over Lack Of Cucumbers In Salad
In the end, the 58 year old fast food patron was arrested and charged with assaulting a law enforcement officer, a felony, and three misdemeanors, including making terroristic threats and disorderly conduct.
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Florida – Chewbacca Busted For Stealing From Vending Machines
I guess this wouldn’t so much be Florida Man as much as Florida Wookiee?
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Graham, The Only Human Designed to Survive a Car Crash/ Fuel Endless Nightmares
If I looked like that, I’m not sure I’d want to survive a car crash.