Derpina REAL LIFE – The Musical

The new AVbyte musical is out and it is memetastic. This time out they’ve left the Disney princesses and hipsters behind and have gone straight to the derp.

Lyrics:

I WANT TO BE PRETTY
I WANT TO BE LOVED
I WANT TO HAPPY
NOT MOCKED FROM ABOVE

DON’T WANT TO BE LONELY
DON’T WANT TO BE HOMELY
DON’T WANT TO SEE MY DREAMS GO FREE

I JUST WANT A BOYFRIEND
A DERP OF MY OWN
THIS WAY MY LIFE WON’T END
FOREVER ALONE

ONE DAY I WILL FIND YOU
THERE NOTHING I WON’T DO
‘CAUSE YOU WILL MAKE MY DREAMS COME TRUE

WE’LL WALK TOGETHER
AND TALK TOGETHER
BE LOCKED TOGETHER IN EVERY WAY

THERE’S NON I’D RATHER
COMPLETELY SMOTHER
THAN YOU, MY LOVER, ALL DAY

BUT IF YOU CALL ME
A CHUBBY BABY
I’LL MAKE YOU SORRY IN EVERY WAY

AND IF YOU CHEAT I
WILL MAKE YOU BLEED I
“WILL MAKE YOUR LIFE A LIVING HELL” ALL DAY

I WANT TO BE PRETTY
I WANT TO BE LOVED
I WANT TO HAPPY
NOT MOCKED FROM ABOVE

DON’T WANT TO BE LONELY
DON’T WANT TO BE HOMELY
DON’T WANT TO SEE MY DREAMS GO FREE

I KNOW THAT I’M DERPY
BUT GIVE ME A CHANCE
I’M NOT IN A HURRY
I JUST WANT ROMANCE

ONE DAY I WILL GET THERE
YOU DOUBT ME? I DON’T CARE

ONE DAY I WILL FIND YOU
THERE NOTHING I WON’T DO
‘CAUSE YOU WILL MAKE MY DREAMS COME TRUE