When I think of Wisconsin, there’s pretty much only one thing that comes to mind, cheese. Now, that is going to change because I know that there’s a kangaroo on the loose in the state. The marsupial was reported by a motorist in Grand Chute, Wisconsin this morning as it hopped across a walking bridge over a crowded highway.
While only one person called the cops to report the incident, and officials have yet to come across any wayward joeys, there is actually a sad precedent for this type of thing in the state.
Last November, a young kangaroo who went by the name Lulu escaped from a home in Shawano County. Sadly, Lulu was hit and killed by a pickup truck. If this new Kangaroo isn’t just a cheese-induced hallucination, we hope it gets found before it hops into trouble.
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