Did you hear the joke about the shoplifting nun? Well, me neither, but we have something way better than some stupid old joke… we’ve got the security footage of a nun stealing beer from a convenience store.
You can tell that this isn’t her first rodeo either. The sister in question pilfers a 40oz from the cooler, sliding it gracefully into her habit. Then, as if spurred on by some higher power, she steals a bottle of water. Then, because why the hell not, she swipes another beer.
The good news is that the water should help her stave off a hangover. The bad news is that she’s going to have one hell of a time slurring her way through confession this Sunday.
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