Categories: WTF

Nun Caught Shoplifting Beer On Camera

Did you hear the joke about the shoplifting nun? Well, me neither, but we have something way better than some stupid old joke… we’ve got the security footage of a nun stealing beer from a convenience store.

You can tell that this isn’t her first rodeo either. The sister in question pilfers a 40oz from the cooler, sliding it gracefully into her habit. Then, as if spurred on by some higher power, she steals a bottle of water. Then, because why the hell not, she swipes another beer.

The good news is that the water should help her stave off a hangover. The bad news is that she’s going to have one hell of a time slurring her way through confession this Sunday.

Hoob