Why are people like OctoMom and Jon and Kate Gosselin celebrities? I’m serious. Who ARE these freaks and why do people care?
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I Kissed A Girl And I Liked It, The Taste Of Her Absinthe Chapstick
I vaguely remembered something about some green thing that turns people all crazy, something about Van Gogh cutting off his ear and then blah blah blah it was banned.
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This Post Is Sponsored By The Letter “H” For Hawtness And Powered By Raging Hormones
I didn’t really know what the hell X-Men were when I was 12 but based on the name, I was a little afraid it was kind of naughty…
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Ken, The Playboy Leach On Barbie’s Ass and Wallet For 48 Years
Being Barbie’s bitch has many perks. For one thing, Ken never needed to develop the infamous G.I. Joe “kung-fu” grip.
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“B” As In Bonnie, “O” As In Optimus Prime
“It’s no surprise by now that I’m a girl but I’m not exactly your typical run-of-the-mill variety.”
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Never Give A Bible Thumper A Megaphone
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