I hate zombies. This fact has been so well documented on YBMW so I’m not going to beat a dead horse…unless it’s coming after me because it wants to eat me.
Read Time : 12 Minutes
MissBonnified Breaks Down What Your Drink Says About You
MissBonnified gives you the quick and dirty on what you should be ordering at the bar to impress the ladies and to look like a Superman instead of a Clark Kent.
Read Time : 8 Minutes
Help, We Have A Biter! A Vampire? A Zombie? No, Just The Kind That Hurts
I was a very pleasant child in every way… except one. Once in a dentist chair, I fully sub come to the Dark Side.
Read Time : 6 Minutes
Ghosts Of Halloween Past And Present AKA How I De-Slut-tified This Halloween
I found myself asking “How do I top off last year’s debauchery?” and the answer was simple. I can’t.
Read Time : 6 Minutes
MissBonnified Wants To Be A Billionaire So Effing Bad…
I’ve never really understood what that means since I don’t know what it feels like to have a six digit bank account. What exactly do billionaire’s do?
Read Time : 11 Minutes
Miss… Zombified In An Inception Nightmare Before Halloween?
Stuck in zombieland, I had no super human powers to obliterate the literal walking dead. So I did the most obvious thing in the world. I went shopping.
Read Time : 6 Minutes
‘Glee’ Gave Me Whiplash – From Brittany S. Pierce To Grilled Cheesus
MissBonnified chick-romances Brittany and reviews the latest episode of Glee entitled “Grilled Cheesus.”
Read Time : 8 Minutes
Love And Kisses, Blackberry Collins And Mark Salling (Glee’s Puck)
Xomad had a little get together at Eva Longoria-Parker’s Beso restaurantlast week…. What a perfect setting to unleash my inner fangirl on Mark Salling… I mean… what a perfect setting for me to meet Mark.