“A tuck or a lift never hurt anyone. In 50 years time I may look like a Siamese cat in a wind tunnel but as of this moment I haven’t and the rack is real.”
Tony Romo, Mr. Good Deeds Yet Again
For someone who’s worth $67 million dollars and shacking it up with Jessica Simpson, Romo is quite humble and down to earth. Don’t believe us, just ask Doc…
Victoria’s Secret model Karolina Kurkova Has an Innie
Finally, proof that super models are not really human, but instead created and cloned in top secret European “model” laboratories.
Michael Vick, The Man Who Had Everything
Is now making 12 cents an hour and plotting his return to the NFL after a long two year hiatus.
Kanye West Gets Head Stuck in Doorway
“I realize that my place and position in history is that I will go down as the voice of this generation…”
Disney’s The Cheetah Girls Star, Adrienne Bailon, now Naked on the Internet
“Adrienne is deeply sorry for any pain this may have caused to her fans.”
Twilight Star’s Absences Spurs Near Riot
At least one girl was left bloody and several dozen others were pushed and prodded by the melee.
Katy Perry Has Dreams of Fronting An Antiques Show
“Any girl knows there is no better feeling than getting a great bargain. I love it! It’s the thrill, the chase and the chance to get something great…”