Dear GeoCities, I found out yesterday that you are going to the great URL in the InterWeb sky. The news hit me rather hard because you were such a huge part of my late teens and super early 20’s. You were bare bones, down and dirty but you delivered. R.I.P. @]—>—
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Parental Epic Fail: The Not So Awesome Saga Of The Balloon Not-Fallout Boy
You know that saying “Be careful what you wish for?” It would appear that the Heenes either wanted fame or attention, and guess what? They got it. I hope they’re happy.
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From The X-Files of A Miss Bonnified, Aliens ARE Among Us…
Aliens are among us, in fact, they may be us! There’s already a lot of speculation that aliens are the next step in human evolution and I’m going to agree. Why? Because. The End.
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My So Called Encounter With Prince Charming And His Horse
You know how all girls dream of being swept off their feet by some dashing Prince Charming on his white horse? Yeah. I can say I sort of had that happen to me… except it wasn’t with a Prince and his horse wasn’t white.
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Resistance Is Not Futile… I Think
We, as a society, are relying more and more on computers and robotics. I’m still waiting for Rosie from the Jetsons to come along. Of course, she’d also freak out sometimes into Crazy Weird Ruby… And ever since then, I haven’t been able to fully trust her.
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You Spin Me Right Round (Like A Record)
After this mind bending experience, I will never laugh at Vertigo’s abilities ever again. Think about it. As far as I know, this is the only mutant super power that we can actually experience.
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We Are Zombie Nation
In a zombie infested world, it would probably be the only time in history where human females all over the world wouldn’t want to be sought out for their brains.
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I Am Cougar. Hear Me Roar. * rawr *
I’m beginning to think Soccer Moms are either bored or feeling like something’s missing and they haven’t quite figured out what it is. I think they’re looking for that “spark” in their life again because they somehow think they’ve lost it… and they want it back.