I’ve since decided to rename Super Bowl Sunday into the Man Holiday. This is the day when I think all men should be able to do whatever the hell it is that you guys do to make you feel like Ice Cube when he said “Today was a good day.”
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Facebook Meat Market: A Trollin’ We Will Go
I’ve been thinking a lot about the topic of dating lately. Maybe it’s because Valentine’s Day is creeping up on me in all it’s sneaky glory. Cupid’s a little bastard when you think about it.
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Hello, Kitty
Most girls have a thing for Hello Kitty. By “girls,” I mean females who have yet to hit puberty. I didn’t realize, however, that most women over the legal drinking age are still fixated and fascinated by this kitty cat.
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Come To The Dark Side. We Have Cookies
My friends think I’m a little weird. I say “weird” is relative so HAH!! But seriously. They can’t understand my fascination with things that go bump in the night.
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‘Back To The Cutest Girls In The World, I Wish They All Could Be California Girls’
Years ago, the women actually looked like women because they had curves where we’re supposed to have them. Now a lot of females are just really thin.
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Follow The Leader, And Men With Their Cheating Hearts
I don’t understand cheating. I just don’t understand. Is it for the thrill? Because it’s definitely not FTW unless you define “win” as sneaking around and hoping to God your prenup is airtight.
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Hawaii 5-0 And My Mutant Power
You see, I seem to defy all logic and logistics when it comes to tanning. This explains why so many people are blinded when they’re either within a five mile radius of me or when I’m at the beach.
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Have You Seen My Liver? I Think I Lost It In Vegas
MissBonnified reports from her Birthday/ Halloween/ vacation break in good o’ Sin City. Doing her best impression of “The Hangover,” she recaps her Vegas debauchery, exploits, musings and conquests.