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SDCC 09: Interview With Tim Burton, “Alice In Wonderland” SDCC 09: Interview With Tim Burton, “Alice In Wonderland”

Posted by MissBonnified on July 27th, 2009

I grew up falling in love with Edward Scissorhands and could not understand why my mom wouldn’t let me marry someone like him when I grew up.

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OMG, COMIC CON!!!! (Like Christmas, It Comes Once A Year) OMG, COMIC CON!!!! (Like Christmas, It Comes Once A Year)

Posted by MissBonnified on July 22nd, 2009

I can’t believe tomorrow is THE DAY… I am about to experience one of the craziest things I’ve ever been a part of without having a single drop of liquor pass between my lips.

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SDCC 09: Like A Virgin SDCC 09: Like A Virgin

Posted by MissBonnified on July 15th, 2009

This year will mark the first time I attend one of these insane events of total geeky debauchery. That’s right. I will be a virgin no more!! Now what am I going to wear?

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Lost In Vegas Lost In Vegas

Posted by MissBonnified on July 8th, 2009

Bradley Cooper was so delish in “The Hangover,” they should really consider making his character illegal in a few states as long as California, Hawaii, New York and Nevada are spared.

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There Will Never Be Another There Will Never Be Another

Posted by MissBonnified on June 26th, 2009

Dear Michael Jackson… When I was little, I thought you were a good guy and nothing more. I couldn’t figure out how the words “Smooth” and “Criminal” applied to a good guy but now that I’m older, I know what you really were.

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Helpful Hints From A Retired Female Bartender Helpful Hints From A Retired Female Bartender

Posted by MissBonnified on June 17th, 2009

There are certain people you never want to piss off. The cop writing you a ticket, your boss and the people who have direct contact with the stuff you’re about to eat or drink… I’d like to give you list of what NOT to do to piss off your bartender.

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Man, I Feel Like A Woman Man, I Feel Like A Woman

Posted by MissBonnified on June 10th, 2009

Why do people get all butt hurt when they lose to a girl? I don’t get it. And why is it that all things girly are portrayed as being negative?

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Sugar And Spice All Tied Up And Laced Down Sugar And Spice All Tied Up And Laced Down

Posted by MissBonnified on June 3rd, 2009

I swear I’m not a dominatrix, although I think the innate skills I possess in my specialty could afford me a very lucrative gig moonlighting as one should I choose.

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