I don’t understand cheating. I just don’t understand. Is it for the thrill? Because it’s definitely not FTW unless you define “win” as sneaking around and hoping to God your prenup is airtight.
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Hawaii 5-0 And My Mutant Power
You see, I seem to defy all logic and logistics when it comes to tanning. This explains why so many people are blinded when they’re either within a five mile radius of me or when I’m at the beach.
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Have You Seen My Liver? I Think I Lost It In Vegas
MissBonnified reports from her Birthday/ Halloween/ vacation break in good o’ Sin City. Doing her best impression of “The Hangover,” she recaps her Vegas debauchery, exploits, musings and conquests.
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Another One Bites The Dust. GeoCities: 10/26… Never Forget
Dear GeoCities, I found out yesterday that you are going to the great URL in the InterWeb sky. The news hit me rather hard because you were such a huge part of my late teens and super early 20’s. You were bare bones, down and dirty but you delivered. R.I.P. @]—>—
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Parental Epic Fail: The Not So Awesome Saga Of The Balloon Not-Fallout Boy
You know that saying “Be careful what you wish for?” It would appear that the Heenes either wanted fame or attention, and guess what? They got it. I hope they’re happy.
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From The X-Files of A Miss Bonnified, Aliens ARE Among Us…
Aliens are among us, in fact, they may be us! There’s already a lot of speculation that aliens are the next step in human evolution and I’m going to agree. Why? Because. The End.
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My So Called Encounter With Prince Charming And His Horse
You know how all girls dream of being swept off their feet by some dashing Prince Charming on his white horse? Yeah. I can say I sort of had that happen to me… except it wasn’t with a Prince and his horse wasn’t white.
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Resistance Is Not Futile… I Think
We, as a society, are relying more and more on computers and robotics. I’m still waiting for Rosie from the Jetsons to come along. Of course, she’d also freak out sometimes into Crazy Weird Ruby… And ever since then, I haven’t been able to fully trust her.