Years ago, the women actually looked like women because they had curves where we’re supposed to have them. Now a lot of females are just really thin.
Read Time : 7 Minutes
Follow The Leader, And Men With Their Cheating Hearts
I don’t understand cheating. I just don’t understand. Is it for the thrill? Because it’s definitely not FTW unless you define “win” as sneaking around and hoping to God your prenup is airtight.
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FTW, ‘Ninja Assassin’ Movie Review
A semi-spoilerish review of Warner Bros.’ “Ninja Assassin.” A film with everything — ninjas, undying love, cool weapons I can’t pronounce, awesome fight scenes, revenge, and gore — but pirates.
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Hawaii 5-0 And My Mutant Power
You see, I seem to defy all logic and logistics when it comes to tanning. This explains why so many people are blinded when they’re either within a five mile radius of me or when I’m at the beach.
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Have You Seen My Liver? I Think I Lost It In Vegas
MissBonnified reports from her Birthday/ Halloween/ vacation break in good o’ Sin City. Doing her best impression of “The Hangover,” she recaps her Vegas debauchery, exploits, musings and conquests.
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Another One Bites The Dust. GeoCities: 10/26… Never Forget
Dear GeoCities, I found out yesterday that you are going to the great URL in the InterWeb sky. The news hit me rather hard because you were such a huge part of my late teens and super early 20’s. You were bare bones, down and dirty but you delivered. R.I.P. @]—>—
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Parental Epic Fail: The Not So Awesome Saga Of The Balloon Not-Fallout Boy
You know that saying “Be careful what you wish for?” It would appear that the Heenes either wanted fame or attention, and guess what? They got it. I hope they’re happy.
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From The X-Files of A Miss Bonnified, Aliens ARE Among Us…
Aliens are among us, in fact, they may be us! There’s already a lot of speculation that aliens are the next step in human evolution and I’m going to agree. Why? Because. The End.