I was a very pleasant child in every way… except one. Once in a dentist chair, I fully sub come to the Dark Side.
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Ghosts Of Halloween Past And Present AKA How I De-Slut-tified This Halloween
I found myself asking “How do I top off last year’s debauchery?” and the answer was simple. I can’t.
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MissBonnified Wants To Be A Billionaire So Effing Bad…
I’ve never really understood what that means since I don’t know what it feels like to have a six digit bank account. What exactly do billionaire’s do?
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Miss… Zombified In An Inception Nightmare Before Halloween?
Stuck in zombieland, I had no super human powers to obliterate the literal walking dead. So I did the most obvious thing in the world. I went shopping.
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‘Glee’ Gave Me Whiplash – From Brittany S. Pierce To Grilled Cheesus
MissBonnified chick-romances Brittany and reviews the latest episode of Glee entitled “Grilled Cheesus.”
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Love And Kisses, Blackberry Collins And Mark Salling (Glee’s Puck)
Xomad had a little get together at Eva Longoria-Parker’s Beso restaurantlast week…. What a perfect setting to unleash my inner fangirl on Mark Salling… I mean… what a perfect setting for me to meet Mark.
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BBMLounge 2: Lodi Dodi, We Like To Party But Only If I Can Get There
I almost literally ran into His Royal Hotness, David Beckham. It was almost like a scene from one of those romantic movies. The prince descending the mansion steps the same time I, the loveliest princess beyond compare and all human reckoning ascend them…
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Run Disney: MissBonnified, Marathon n00b No More!
Wanna know what I have in common with zombies right now? We have the same kind of walk… So how did I fall so far from grace as to compare myself to a zombie? Three words. Disney. Half. Marathon.