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Heidi Montag Needs To Go Away, Not That I’m Saying I Want Her Dead… Heidi Montag Needs To Go Away, Not That I’m Saying I Want Her Dead…

Posted by MissBonnified on June 22nd, 2010

I think all mothers who have an active part in their child/children’s life are heroes but then there are people like Heidi Montag.

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Sprint - The Other Love In My Life Sprint - The Other Love In My Life

Posted by MissBonnified on June 3rd, 2010

My relationships with my cell phones and cell phone carrier so far have outlasted all my relationships… combined. That’s pretty sad when you think about it.

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Wanted: Lindsay Lohan (Does Not Need To Be Alive) Wanted: Lindsay Lohan (Does Not Need To Be Alive)

Posted by MissBonnified on May 21st, 2010

Only in Hollywood can someone get away with not appearing in court. Heaven forbid mere mortals like you and I have to obey the law that celebrities can brush aside like last year’s trends.

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Baby, Baby, Baby….Who? Baby, Baby, Baby….Who?

Posted by MissBonnified on May 12th, 2010

Who the f*ck is Justin Bieber?! And someone please tell me what manner of bird built a nest on his head.

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I Can Train Dragons! Now Give To Me Toothless I Can Train Dragons! Now Give To Me Toothless

Posted by MissBonnified on April 24th, 2010

When “How To Train Your Dragon” came out, I realized I simply didn’t care if I didn’t have a kid with me because I really wanted to see this movie.

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Total Eclipse Of The Heart Total Eclipse Of The Heart

Posted by MissBonnified on April 16th, 2010

My first concert ever was Cypress Hill when I was just a wide eyed and innocent 8th grader at an all girl Catholic school. No. Seriously.

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Undercover Boss = FTW! Undercover Boss = FTW!

Posted by MissBonnified on February 18th, 2010

MissBonnified apparently really liked the first episode of “Undercover Boss” and throwing around phrases like “it sucked major donkey balls.”

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Oh, When The Saints… Oh, When The Saints…

Posted by MissBonnified on February 9th, 2010

I’ve since decided to rename Super Bowl Sunday into the Man Holiday. This is the day when I think all men should be able to do whatever the hell it is that you guys do to make you feel like Ice Cube when he said “Today was a good day.”

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