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Run Disney: MissBonnified, Marathon n00b No More! Run Disney: MissBonnified, Marathon n00b No More!

Posted by MissBonnified on September 9th, 2010

Wanna know what I have in common with zombies right now? We have the same kind of walk… So how did I fall so far from grace as to compare myself to a zombie? Three words. Disney. Half. Marathon.

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Growing Up As A Colorguard Ass Kicking Ninja Turtle Growing Up As A Colorguard Ass Kicking Ninja Turtle

Posted by MissBonnified on August 25th, 2010

Learning how to use a bo ensured that no one ever dared to pick on me when I was Colorguard in high school. What they didn’t know was I’d be hearing the Mortak Kombat theme song playing at the same time I was spinning that flag around and aiming for soft body parts.

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Recovering From SDCC 2010 - HollyWeird, Nerds Gone Wild And The Elusive Olivia Munn Recovering From SDCC 2010 - HollyWeird, Nerds Gone Wild And The Elusive Olivia Munn

Posted by MissBonnified on August 13th, 2010

I came, I saw and I conquered the serpentine coils known as The Line To Hall H. Now that I’ve recovered and decompressed, here’s what I thought of the insanity this year.

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‘Don’t Be Afraid Of The Dark’ Made Me Scream Like A Banshee ‘Don’t Be Afraid Of The Dark’ Made Me Scream Like A Banshee

Posted by MissBonnified on July 24th, 2010

“Don’t Be Afraid Of The Dark” did the near impossible. It made me scream like a banshee twice…and this is just the preview!!

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Gearing Up For San Diego Comic-Con 2010. I’m Ready. Are You? Gearing Up For San Diego Comic-Con 2010. I’m Ready. Are You?

Posted by MissBonnified on July 20th, 2010

San Diego Comic-Con was was complete madness last year. I understand that this year will be sheer pandemonium. I say “BRING IT ON, COMIC-CON!!!” Wow, that totally rhymed.

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Heidi Montag Needs To Go Away, Not That I’m Saying I Want Her Dead… Heidi Montag Needs To Go Away, Not That I’m Saying I Want Her Dead…

Posted by MissBonnified on June 22nd, 2010

I think all mothers who have an active part in their child/children’s life are heroes but then there are people like Heidi Montag.

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Sprint - The Other Love In My Life Sprint - The Other Love In My Life

Posted by MissBonnified on June 3rd, 2010

My relationships with my cell phones and cell phone carrier so far have outlasted all my relationships… combined. That’s pretty sad when you think about it.

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Wanted: Lindsay Lohan (Does Not Need To Be Alive) Wanted: Lindsay Lohan (Does Not Need To Be Alive)

Posted by MissBonnified on May 21st, 2010

Only in Hollywood can someone get away with not appearing in court. Heaven forbid mere mortals like you and I have to obey the law that celebrities can brush aside like last year’s trends.

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